Muscatine

Take today's edition

Front page, headline news: ''Kids go to town at Muscatine church, where a miniature village has been created just for them.''

OK, cute story, cute kids, but in no way is this NEWS. Maybe on some Community Calendar page or something, but NEWS?

Gimme a break.

I bet-

you can hardly wait for the next murder, huh?

sad nedl

That you would think that ''news'' has only to do with crime. It's obvious you haven't been paying attention to the gist of the discussion.

Then-

politics or brittany Spears is what's left. Whoopee!