Muscatine

Yeah, and he's just getting warmed up. 

it's nice to see our funny people posting again.

James Bondage...how do you think of this stuff???

James Bondage...how do you think of this stuff???

Actualy, it's one of my hobbies...

"If you knew Suzie, like I know Suzie, then you would lick her boots too..."

It hurts so good.

So as I said James Bondage was not available.  There is this young kid named Jack Ryankopf a CIA analyst, but he couldn't seem to get enough votes.  Besides he worked with Sean Connery in Red October and he has picked up this lisp that makes it hard to understand him.  The agency was also considering Austin Powers as CHIEF but no one can seem to find him since the gay fembots captured him. 

So yes I can confirm that PMF (pullmyfinger) is in fact one of the alias' used by Maxwell Fart.  He has many others to numerous to mention here.  Maxwell has been with the agency for many years now and is highly decorated. (Getting those flashing LED lights attached to his nipples was a project. But man, did they ever decorate him up!  That's where Muscatine got the idea to light up the bridge.)  Back in the 80's Agent Fart was on assignment in Mexico.  You know our agency's sole purpose is to thwart and defeat our arch nemesis CHAOS.

Crazy

Homos

Against

Orgasms and

Sex

It seems CHAOS was trying to take over Mexico to be a launching point for attacks against the US.  Maxwell Fart had infiltrated their camp and found out the CHAOS organization was being run by those two evil geniuses BB Blowhard and Daryl Golddingy.  The women loved Golddingy's dingy.  They would play with it and rub it all day.  Actually they loved the cruise ship it was on but that is beside the point.  Their evil plan was to replace all the piñatas in Mexico with there own evil devices.  When the kids would smack them with a stick they would explode shooting dill pickles and black olives all over the place.  The carnage was terrible.  One day Agent Fart came upon a party and saw a little kid was about to hit the piñata.  He threw himself in the way and took the full brunt of the blast, saving the kids and townfolks.  Maxwell was rushed to a Mexican MASH unit where Dr. Hawkeye Spice and his gay lover BJ Honeypot worked tirelessly to patch him up.  They pulled shards of dill pickle and black olive shrapnel out of him for hours.  When they started to complain it was taking so long, "Buffalochit," screamed Col. Potty Mouth.  "This man's a hero!"

Since then Maxwell has devoted himself to giving as many men and women he sees orgasms.  That is the only way to defeat CHAOS is to give an orgasm.  So let's all help Agent Fart out and give and receive as many orgasms as you can.  It's the only way to make our country safe from CHAOS.

Thank you as you have kept up the good work as I requested.

It is a great way to start a day reading these posts.