Muscatine

Will you 2 quit sullying my good name?

Actually we want the potholes downtown to be filled with black olives.  At least they would be getting filled.  More than the city is doing.

I can confirm that PMF is in fact the secret agent Maxwell Fart.  And not to blow anyones cover, Frazzled is his agent 99.  She decodes his messages between breast feedings.  (Her husbands, not the baby's.)  The CHIEF does however have to remain a secret, but is an very influencial person on this board.  How do I know this you ask, I AM THE MOLE!

Funny stuff...oh how I missed the pickles...

Well, well, well.  This time you've said too much.  50 lashes with a manpon!!!!!