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Yes, he did.  We found him chained to Harry Mollusk wearing nothing but a pickle green thong, so we freed him.  The last we saw him, he was running off into the night screaming," Keep your olives out of the Mississippi Mist!!"  We still don't know what that means...

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I'm only replying to keep this post from getting lost on the second page.

Frazz, I would like to know where you got your information from? I heard he was running around at the riverfront naked with your afterbirth strung around his neck like a feather boah. They said his eyes were all beady like pimento stuffed green olives. When they asked him what his problem was, he cried:"Free the carp queen!" and he punched himself in the groin area till they looked like 2 black olives.

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I see the rumor mill is at it again.  What really happened I can't say, because PMF is an undercover agent trying to stop a South Suckistani plot to replace the water in the Mississippi Mist with pickle juice and filling all the potholes downtown with black olives.

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