Muscatine

Ooh, ooh!!  (Hand waving in the air)  Please, Mr. Attorney who throws names around but not his own....grace us with yet another tale.  Your fantasies are well-written, although slightly unbelieveable.....  I daresay the most entertaining thing on this board since that Finger fellow stopped sharing his stories of nightly emissions and such. 

More please!

It's probably well that you are a lawyer(yea,right) instead of an English teacher..

"I seen to that during..."

Good catch, BB. I have noticed the Istreat makes a lot of errors for a teacher of 43 years. Did you catch that?

Good evening curious.

I do for sure..........aside of an actual joint disability that makes it hard for me to get those keys just right, sore elbows too, along with weekly chemo infusions. (though it's not a military issue), it's a burden. And, I not once stated I taught forty three years. (unless you calculate life's teaching lessons) It was eleven, and Economics. But far from a dunce in many other fields of study, research and mathematics, but most importantly common sense sir/miss. Although a typo or grammatical slip WILL occur........ the points are or should be clear. That should be your focus.

It reveals a great deal of disrespect and potential faulty rearing, to show you're more adept at insulting folks who have life suffering problems, valid comments and offer irrefutable facts,  for purposes of distraction rather than to engage in invigorating discussion; that by which, you might actually learn something. I understand though, and forgive your nastiness as perhaps simple immaturity. If you really do not like what folks have to write, you could just stop reading it. Same goes for you to Max. I had shingles last year and didn't feel as badly. Martin (my Mr.) says I should have learned my lesson by now, but teaching has been my life and you guys seem to have alot to learn outside of the academic realm. It was cute for a while, making comparisons between authors, but it's now beyond old and you really should consider a method of communication other than trapping and goading people into these petty little boyish games. As my father use to say: "You either show you know how to respect  your elders and others, or I'll RE-teach you." Then would have snapped his belt a couple times to get the point across. I have no belt gents, but I do have feelings and a brain that still snaps quite well.

You should feel ashamed, but you're probably laughing too hard to get it. A good fruit bearing tree needs little tending.

McCain '08.  I'm tired.

God bless.