Patriot Beer
I found this on the NY Times discussion area regarding Thomas Friedman's weekly op ed column. I thought it was quite good for a few grins.
Found on son's t-shirt: Regime change begins at home
I think I'm going to start brewing something called PATRIOT Beer. It will contain a classified amount of dog urine, but if you're a PATRIOT, you'll drink it, anyway. To not drink PATRIOT Beer would make you un-PATRIOTic. Yes, you'd be aware that you were drinking a goodly amount of Fido Fluid, but golly, Condy Rice and Don Rumsfeld drink the stuff by the gallon. True, Bush has sworn off drinking, but he's not above telling a few lies and breaking a few promises, so I can see him with a big foaming yellow mugful, in front of a battleship flag.
Now, some of you are offended by this extended metaphor. I promise you, it's not all dog urine, but you'll have to trust me, it only comes from K-9 dogs who have clearances for warrantless searches and patrol secret detention centers. These are PATRIOTic dogs. And we know that what they produce can only be good for you.
Take out the dog urine? Never. If it says PATRIOT on the outside, it's all good on the inside. Trust me on this.
I found this on the NY Times discussion area regarding Thomas Friedman's weekly op ed column. I thought it was quite good for a few grins.
Found on son's t-shirt: Regime change begins at home
I think I'm going to start brewing something called PATRIOT Beer. It will contain a classified amount of dog urine, but if you're a PATRIOT, you'll drink it, anyway. To not drink PATRIOT Beer would make you un-PATRIOTic. Yes, you'd be aware that you were drinking a goodly amount of Fido Fluid, but golly, Condy Rice and Don Rumsfeld drink the stuff by the gallon. True, Bush has sworn off drinking, but he's not above telling a few lies and breaking a few promises, so I can see him with a big foaming yellow mugful, in front of a battleship flag.
Now, some of you are offended by this extended metaphor. I promise you, it's not all dog urine, but you'll have to trust me, it only comes from K-9 dogs who have clearances for warrantless searches and patrol secret detention centers. These are PATRIOTic dogs. And we know that what they produce can only be good for you.
Take out the dog urine? Never. If it says PATRIOT on the outside, it's all good on the inside. Trust me on this.
