Muscatine

You are an idiot.

Oh dear me Mal.  Now is not the time to embarass yourself further.  Like Robert says, keep you mouth shut and nobody will know you're a dope.  Start talking and you take away all doubt.  You see dear, he used the quotation marks around "inane" because he was quoting you.  You know I'm no stickler for punctuation, spelling or grammar myself.  I blame it all on the old one room schoolhouse I attended in Aledo.....no, not that one, the other one.  Little Jimmy Ficus used to torment us girls so.  Jimmy's the mayor now. 

Who, the, hell' would; run[ with. a name< like> that, --after: an" unatractive *plant.

Ya know--- or another odd name, like Huckabee or Mitt. As you know, your best freind Jimmy turned out to be an ugly, bald, cross dressing, estrogen shootin wannabe woman, and no republican would vote for him. It was a 6 room school. You best start taking those ginkoba with your booze again. With yuor mammory yoo'd thunk u nevar actly wet 2 dunderheadstart. But we know-----------you really did.

Jimmy?

Yes Mal, jimmy graduated at the bottom of our class, but was never without female companionship.  Why he and Mary Beth Bolden double dated with Robert and me a few times.  We drove over to the old drive in on Cedar and Houser.  About a half hour from Aledo...no, the other one.  Jimmy and Mary Beth were such a caution.  Amorous to a fault.  Robert was mostly interested in the Frankie and Annette movie.  Pretty sure he had a thing for that Annette and her mouseketeers.  This was before I got to knocking down the Jack, so there was no hood dancing.  Poor Jimmy, by the 6th Schlitz was ready for anyting.