Muscatine

Land sakes Mallory, but that those nasty old boys are right.  But you should have seen me in my younger years, when Robert and I were a-sparkin' and a-courtin'.  No fuzzy navels for me back then deary.  Give me a shot of Jack and I was up on the table.  Pretty fair dancer in my day.  Robert and I got 86ed from old Ed Walters bar over there in Aledo....no, the other one.  Seems I'd had a few too many sips of the Jack, and Robert was in no better shape, as he's been throwing back the Chianti for hours.  We ended up at the Reifes restaurant in Davenport.  Neither one of us could remember how we got there, but we sure did enjoy the tenderloins.  Now, we've just settled into the fuzzy navels, and don't mind telling the young folks that by virtue of our staying vertical, we have much more knowledge about things than do they.  Jerks and punks, all of them.

You're slippin a bit.

Must be too early in the morning for you sony. I tell ya what, I'll go ahead and put up my gal picture and you tell me if I weren't the prettiest filly this side of the Mississippi? get your pucker up punk, you'll need it to whistle like you did at that guy you thought was a chick on her motorbike in that commercial from that Davenport motorbike shop. This story isn't nearly as imaginative. Must be rough for you after you drank all that booze. Besides Bob doesn't drink and if we ended up anywhere it would have been the Cove. It's a little inane that you keep wandering through Aledo. I don't recall ever saying we live there nor even visit. but since you cannot seem to rest until you get something right for a change, I'll play along. What did we do then ya snoopy little squid?

 Send em to school, buy their books and they don't learn a damn thing.

Yes Mal, I was quite the sight.  Robert used to say a bit of fluff.  It was about that time when he entered me in that Miss Aledo contest.  All the regulars at the Cove drove over and tried to up my vote count, but that floozy from Illinois City had slanted the tally in her favor with promises of "favors" to all the farmers in the county, so I finished a distant third.  Hollered a bit.  Called 'em all punks and squids, but the sash was never to be mine.  Remember Mal, there's a difference between sunny, sonny and sony....sony makes TV's and such..., but as long as you play the curmudgeon card, it just don't matter and you can rail on just about anybody for their lack of book learnin'. Gotta go now Mal.  Nearing in on noon and there's a pitcher of fuzzies in my immediate future. 

Fox, my complaining about inane postings was about the one's I get from Facebook.   Has nothing to do with BDI.

I really don't think you know that "inane" is a real word or the meaning of it.   Why the quotation marks?