Muscatine

What about those darned Canadians?

What about all the acid rain that falls on Iowa.  You know it's source is those West Coast pot smoking anarchists.  Why, you can even smell the vinegar mixed in with the body oder and cannabis smoke when the wind is just right. 

And what about those Heinz tomato particles that get stuck in my bronchial tubes when the wind is from the East.  Man I'm coughing up chili sauce for days afterwards.

By the way I have decided not to drink downstream from Malodery, Davey, and ReBub.