Hows your job at Walmart looking now after you read this guy's day.
If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is
> even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at
> work think of this guy.
>
> Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana .
> He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
>
> Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
> station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a
> worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.
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> Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
> Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down
> lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you
> realize it's not so bad after all.
> Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a
> few technicalities of my job.
>
> As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to
> the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.
> So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial
> water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats
> it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it
> several times with no complaints.
>
> What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose
> and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with
> warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
>
> Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
> itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
> Within a few seconds my butt started to burn.
I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done.
>
> In agony I realized what had happened.
>
> The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my
> suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
> couldn't stick to it However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
>
> When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding
> the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
>
> I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.
> His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five
> other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
>
> Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
> agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes
> before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
> When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass
> helmet.
>
> As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter
> running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on
my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
>
> The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my
> butt was swollen shut.
>
> So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much
> worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
> Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'
>
> Whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad
> day?
>
> May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day.
>
