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Bad day for Ned

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  • nigel
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Ned...my sympathies go your way upon hearing of the recent marriage of the lovely Scarlett Johanssen.  She did, however marry an older man, which should give you hope considering the possibilities of a short, Hollywood union before the divorce proceedings begin. 

 

Hang in there.

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  • nedl
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 Crying Into Tissue Thanks Nigel. A sad time for me. I've been drunk for a week. Scarlett married another guy, Sarah Palin won't divorce Todd and run off with me, most of the women I know throw stuff at me whenever I'm around, and now, to make sure I don't hit on them, they are all claiming to be (gag) liberals. Woe is me.





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Ned I understand old Tunapants is now single and looking for action.  Mosey on up to the sixth floor.  You'll get some action there.

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  • tommilder
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Opionated...I've got some business questions that I know you can answer for me concerning our retail tax permit.  Can you please email me at:  pricelesspics@machlink.com?  I'd really appreciate it!  Thankx.  Tom Milder.  Please put retail tax in the subject line, so that I know who you are, and, so that I don't mistakingly delete it.  Thankx again.....Tom.

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