I got desperate and went to see her the other night. She was so tickled to see a guy that she even invited me in. Said fix a drink, she'd be in as soon as she took a shower. After showering she went to spray her yoo-hoo with some kind of feminine spray but grabbed her little can of MACE by mistake. All her whooping and yelling and thrashing around caused quite a stir. She bucked me off three times. I still got bruises.
Word got out and now I can't get another date. She's booked up for six months.
