I think my song is bett
Look who's advertising
Billboards everywhere
"See Wal-mart Acres
A retailor made nightmare"
Traffic is backed up for miles
Greeters welcome you with devilish smiles
Steady...steady...
We have your carts ready
Steady... steady...
We have your carts ready
After dark
It's a fun filled store
An amusement park
It's a one way ticket to the other side
It's a Dr. Jekyll and a Mr. Hyde
See the assistant, she's one of the stars
And Tricky Dicky barkin'
Flashin' you his pardon
Jack the Ripper slashin' your tires
Get down and study suspicion and doubt
At Wal-mart Acres
Listen mischief makers
Admission's free you pay to get out
