Sounds like WROE is ready to become another card-carrying member of the ABW (Anywhere But Wal-Mart) club. Wroe, we'll be glad to send you out your t-shirt and membership card, plus your super-secret decoder ring. This will help you decipher all the gobbledeegook that the "associates" throw our way here (I though Tom insulted you too, but according to him I just must have read it wrong).
Good luck to you Wroe, and welcome to our ranks. Enjoy your shopping excursions and clean rest-rooms in exotic locales such as Menards, Farm and Fleet, Hy-Vee, Elder-Beerman, and remember........ABW.


