Muscatine

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one
of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach
Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95 and Divorced
Barbie for $265.95.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made
with Ken's balls

Good one, I have a friend this happened to years ago.

Mostly today I think it is a 50 50 deal however I have never been in that position.

50/50 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA. That's the biggest joke I

have ever heard in my life. NO SIR, it is anything but 50/50. And no, it dose not even resemble fair. Women's advocate groups have gone waaaaaaaaaaay way way too far with their wining and crying, we want we want we want. They have gotten way too many rights in the court room. All a woman has to do is say it's so, and it is if God himself has spoken, if your a man, you have to prove everything you state in court, if you can't, it's a lie. Women don't have to prove nothing, they just say it, and it's true. Another little tactic that they have been taught to do is just start crying and they will get everything they want, wether it's an act or not, of which yes it is an act. Crying gets them everything.

No sir, the 50/50 marriage and divorce went out the window many many years ago, and it will never be   back.

This is why I give the same advice to every man I run into, and especially young dumb men that have'nt   went through it and have known nobody that has. IF YOU ARE A MAN. YOU DEFINATELY NEED A PRE-MARITAL CONTRACT. YOU SHOULD NEVER EVEN CONSIDER GETTING MARRIED WITHOUT IT. Unless of course you like working you're but off all for somebody else to have it all. You will not stand a snowballs chance in hell of winning anything without it. You need to protect yourself against the laws and the screwed up court system.

  Besides, women already have 3/4 of the money and all the pu###. What more do they need.

Yep, you guessed it, been there, done that. Alimony untill the day I die. To someone that never contributed squat to the marriage, including housecleaning. Would'nt work and help pay bills neither. Worthless, deadbeat, scumbag, mooching, embezziling Ya that was her tactic, crying. I can't, I can't, I can't.

It looks to me like you represented yourself in court.