Muscatine

I can't think of much exciting to write about for Muscazine. Anyone have any complaints about anything in particular that I might be able to write about? Or just some ideas in general? Something you maybe want to know? I'm always happy to do an article that requires just a few paragraphs and 4 or 5 pictures, lol.

 

Wow........................ Where could I start? As a writer I'd think your local news stories would just be endless.

1) Flooding (although the river is going down now)

2) Lousy food in our school?

3) Why students left behind in our schools?

4) Why students go from honor roll in middle school to behavier problems at our high school?

5) Why the people in Muscatine are the most caring people around until you give them a fake name and a keyboard?

6) Why every gas station in Muscatine sells gas at the same price?

7) What did Frazzled name the baby?

8) Did DF help her pick a name................ (here's your rumor frazzled)

9) Who will this years Neighborhood links awards go out to?

10) Last, but clearly not least. Who in the heck keeps voting for Hillary?

Good luck!!

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lots of things but lets start with waste by the school system.They gave the ok to the bus barn to buy a $45,000 truck as a chase vehicle. Talk about waste. Then there is the mess driving into Muscatine from the south,truck stop left to crumble,a guy on Musser street that junks in his yard and on and on. Just drive down Grandview Ave. and look around. Then our city council wants to not allow Mr. Curry to move into his new building until he puts in 33 acres of hard surface parking to the tune of 3 Million plus dollars. Give me a break. Need more just ask!!!!!!!!

  You are in a position to make people aware of what is going on in their town. Start writing about the androids that are infiltrating Muscatine. These androids are an advanced model, so humanlike as to be undetectable to the untrained android hunter. Their goal is to create mass confusion and turmoil wherever they settle. Tip. Look for them in politics. Liberal politics.

One method of detection I use that seldom fails is, when you encounter a suspected android, fart in their presence. For some reason, methane gas or fart gas, confuses their supersensory computer chips and causes them to flee the area. Do not try to capture them. That's my job.