So after big brother decided to drive his TARC bus through my right to free speech, I decided it would be fun to think of some other things Mr. Fairless could attempt to take from the neighborhood in order to turn it into his own little Utopia.  Please allow me to start......

 Obviously automobiles need to be outlawed.  We can't have people randomly parking here and there, it is sheer madness and makes the neighborhood look tacky!  Of course this leads to the question of how we would all get around and I have the answer to that....mass public transportation!  Oh the sun would shine brighter in Timberbend if that were to happen.