Muscatine

I'm off to raost some hen, but I do have a good one for this so don't run off.

So as you see Mallory dear, it is all the fault of the rich people and  bankers. Brings to mind Uncle Bill over in Moline.  Started out poor as a church mouse, worked hard, built a nice business, and became what most folks would consider a weatlthy man.  Those darned Illinois democrats found out about his healthy bank account, accused of him of getting filthy rich on the backs of the poor folks, and ran him out of town on a rail while spray painting insults on his fine Lincoln Contintental.  Seems those Dems just couldn't fathom how a fellow could still make a go of it in these United States, and decided to take his money and hand it out to the drug addicted bums downtown.  Mercy me, we call them "homeless" now.  So much more dignified.  Of course, Uncle Bill being run out cost a few dozen folks their jobs, but several crackhead welfare moms are better off for it.  ANd that's what counts, Mallory dear.