Muscatine

Last time I was in GPC, I breathed on one of the sensors and the alchohol limit violator went off. I hope I didn't ruin the year's record for 'em.......

You didn't have to tell us.   We all know just about everything, especially science, is too technical for you.

Let me take you by the hand and lead you to the intent behind my bucket question. If testing air quality in buckets were so reliable or latest technology, I believe the EPA would have had those in place for eons. My question was what is commonly known as an ironic comment.

It's fruitless to try and help Mallory to understand such concepts.  But it's admirable that you are giving it a try.