Muscatine

You might try moving.  Could be your neighbors, or your septic tank, or your basement.  It's fine out here at my place. 

You apparently have a high tolerance for stench or a poor ability to smell.

Or "out here" is maybe twenty miles away.   I can still smell it in West Liberty on occasion though.

You're blessed.

Oh no, right here in town. 

I bet they used to call you "Stinky" in grade school.

Hey Malodery:

How's the stink this morning.  Last night was bath night wasn't it?

And don't forget the teeth.  You may be walking into your own breath from time to time.