Muscatine

This freaking campaign would go on forever. I would start manufacturing campaign signs, hide my profits in a off shore bank and retire in a few years and live under a false name in another country.

I don't know about Muscatine, but in a lot of places people are stealing political signs every night, so all you would need to do is hire a few 'sign nabbers' and you could keep selling them all over again. Sounds like a new small business - you could be 'Ned the Sign Guy' and get on TV and the whole nine yards. Good Luck!

Sounds like a story I heard on Paul Harvey a few years back.  This small town was have a rash of broken window vandalism.  Glass windows seem to get broken every night.  After a while the police figured out it was the glass replacement guy in the town drumming up his own business.. Ha ha.  Takes all kinds I guess.  Suppose I would have to be a Santa that goes into homes and steals toys so the parents have to buy new ones for the kids.