Muscatine

John McCains and Barrack Obama's home phone number.  I've been getting a lot more call from them lately... "Hi I'm calling for John McCain and the RNC..." Click.  Just once I'd like to call them when they are sitting on the crapper and pester them.  Fair is fair now.  How is it they can get my phone number but I can't get theirs.  And the thing is they are recorded messages so it isn't like I can have fun berating them over the phone.  Man there should be a law, if you are going to run for president you have to give out you phone number.  Even vice president, hey Nedl, wanna give Sarah a call?

I tried calling Sarah but keep getting Todd. He told me what he was gonna do with his moose rifle if I called one more time. It didn't sound to pleasant.

Better to use the moose rifle than just the moose.  OUCH!