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I watched most of the debate last night. Anyone count words? Not sure but it seems like I heard the word "fundamental" more than the word "change".


I fell asleep 20 minutes into the debate and had a wet dream that bigbrother McCain and darylSarahmaxen was hitting me with floppy pickles and throwing black olives at me.  A third person, gta 1, disguised as Rudy Guiliani was there feverishly trying to open a can of Campbell's Chicken Soup.  I think his intent was to whip me with a wet noodle.

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DE-BAIT!

Man was I fooled again, I thought this was going to be tips on putting a worm on a hook to catch the big ones.  Where's Kenn when you need him?

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It's history. Forget it. Wasn't a Kennedy that wasn't corrupt from the old man on down. And "down" is where Mary Jo Kopechne ended up with poor Teddy Kennedy. Oops, he escaped. He is on his way to justice...........Isn't Barney "Pull My" Frank from Assachewsits as well.................

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DE-BAIT!

Man was I fooled again, I thought this was going to be tips on putting a worm on a hook to catch the big ones.  Where's Kenn when you need him?


OK I will let you in on the secret.

Crush a 25 MG Viagra pill in a teaspoon of water, then dip the tip of the worm in the solution and immediately put the worm on the hook as the dipped end will be stiff. The pain for the worm will be so severe that the other end will start wiggling and attract the fish.

Please do not tell PITA about this or I may be in serious trouble because this is real painful for the worm according to them.

I have never tried this on dew worms, but possibly you would need more solution.

Good luck.

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