Muscatine

 THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. Innovative
 2. Preliminary
 3. Proliferation
 4. Cinnamon

 THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. Specificity
 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
 4. Transubstantiate

 THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. No thanks, I'm married.
 2. Nope, no more booze for me!
 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
 4. Taco Bell?  No thanks, I'm not hungry.
 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out to night?
 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
 7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no  
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking  
lot or on the side of the road.
 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

George Bush returns to Booker Elementary School to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time.





One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.





"Stanley," responds the little boy.





"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have three questions.



First, why are you President when Al Gore and John Kerry got more votes? Second, why did you just keep reading that book about pet goats? And third, why was Cheney there holding your hand and the Commissioners weren't allowed to take notes?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.





When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: Question time.



Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.



here is a little joke on bush.

"Bobby," he responds.





"And what is your question, Bobby?"

"Actually, I have five questions.



Why are you President when Al Gore and John Kerry got more votes? Second, why did you just keep reading that book about pet goats? Third, why was Cheney there holding your
hand and the Commissioners weren't allowed to take notes? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off twenty minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"