SQUIRRELY'S RANCID ROADKILL RESTAURANT
Menu
Main Dishes
| Yo Momma- Actually, my momma, I lead her across to freedom, actually Route 33, but she didn't make it! She did, although make it to my menu! $6.95 |
| Bobcat Surprise- Is it bobcat, or house cat? Either way, show your school sprit!! $7.95  |
Possum Pot Pie- Just like I said, the finest roadkill opossum, the finest pot, all minced into a pie. Tasty and "far out". $15.95 |
| Rack of Bambi- Pre-cooked, from the exhaust system of whoever's vehicle that struck 'em!Tasty! $13.95 |
Roasted Peter Rabbit- Once was my best friend, but now my best seller!!! $11.00 |
Side Dishes
| French Fried Rat Tail- Definitely compliments Yo Momma! $3.95 |
Road Juice- A fine mixture of animal bodily fluids, and assorted other liquids! Perfect for dipping rat tails! $2.95 |
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Beverages
| Fresh, Brown Water. Straight from the Mighty Shade River, right next to the Shade landfill. Free with any purchase! |
Road Punch- Homemade whiskey, to get you nice and tipsy for the long drive home. This will definitely "up" yer roadkill count! $4.00 a heaping mug!!! |
Tutti Fruitti Cocktail. Well, it's various fruits topped off with a rooster's tail for good looks! $3.95 |
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Its been forever since we have seen or spoken to each other. Gosh maybe you do want to forget me. 
Take care and I will let you all know when I am coming back. See ya!
