Muscatine

Your honeymoon story,

Did that involve plastic wrap across the toilet seat and rice in your short sheeted bed? That's a classic story among the crazy aunts.

Teeheehee

Sounds like your crazy aunts came from the same school as my Dads family.

honeymoon, carrots & potatoes!

That is what my sweet husband & I came home to! HUH? carrots & potatoes, what you talking about?
I swear to God, Jeff, we were so careful w/ our plans & the keys to our home, ''safety reasons from the aunts & all, right?''.
We walked in the front door, no suprises?, we put our suitcases down.
As newlyweds, he went outside to take care of the ''manly chores''. I started unpacking suitcases, (giggling all the while that WE HAD outsmarted them!).
Whew! we were safe! I walked into our bedroom & on our bed were two full size dummies! A woman & a man, nightclothes disheveled! The woman had the MOST PERFECT POTATOES, (God I wish they were mine, representing me?!), The man had two potatoes and a very ripe carrot where the sun don't shine!
THE DUMMIES WERE LIFESIZE! Of course I screamed as I walked in! Jeff, you know the aunts & can probably figure out the faces they drew on the dummies faces! Guess where my dummies hand was? When I called my grandmother she answered & laughed that laugh they all have! God, I am SOOOOOO.... gonna use this on one of my kids or grandkids someday! They were good, really good, weren't they?

Jeff...honeymoon story

I'll tell you @ the Holiday Stroll, unless we have an ice storm...then you'll just have to wait! Huggs to you cuz!