Toothless HOA
I can get a letter once a year telling me to pull weeds (when some people have not finished their backyard landscaping). I can get a letter once a year telling me to take down my basketball hoop (even though I live in a cul-de-sac, and others have permanently installed hoops in their driveways).

BUT CAN WE GET OUR TRASH PICKED UP?

NO.

Stop being nannyists...and do something worthwhile.