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A Modest Proposal

Posted in: Bonnie Brae
Anybody else sick and tired of the speed demons zooming through the streets of Bonnie Brae? Whizzing by the dogwalkers and baby strollers to make it to Mississippi?

I propose every resident contribute $200 to fund the construction of a 20 foot brick wall around the perimeter of the subdivision. This money would also be used to hire two patrol guards to man two gates, one at bbd/exposition and one at bbd and steele. This scrutiny will in turn lessen the hordes of drive through speeders that are threatenng the safety of our children and pets.

By Raging Bonnie Brae Resident
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I know I'm late in replying, but let's do it!

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Hey man. I want you to know it's been 20 years, but your post was really special AND important. As we all know, trikle down economics doesn't work. BTW - Don Bachner tried to touch my anus last week.

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