Southwest Denver Neighbors

My bung is tingling!!!

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KEY PARTY Y'ALL!!!

 

Bring yer keys and yer wives! We'll supply the weed, booze, lube and condoms. Please remember: no one over the age of 65. Remember what happened last time when we had to call an ambulance for Ted? His back has never been the same. And all you ladies remember to bring a poncho for the bukake portion of the evening.

 

Also, please refrain from wearing "gimp outfits". It's considered de rigueur in the Denver Swinger Community. And DO NOT invite Ron and DeAnn. They get too drunk and ruin the event every time.

 

Light refreshments begin at 6pm. Banging begins at 8pm.

 

2641 E 2nd Ave
Denver, CO 80206

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