A lot
is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not being "likable" or that he
doesn't "relate well" to people. After much research, we have compiled a Top
Ten List.
Top
Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:
1. Handsome with
gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks like central casting's choice for
Commander-in-Chief.
2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life,
and has been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and
MS.
3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is
that?)
4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher voice"
when necessary.
5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from
both Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his
academic records are NOT sealed.
6. Doesn't smoke or drink
alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he
went to college. Definitely too square for today's America.
7.
Represents the America where people believe in God and Country, go to Church,
don't screw around, work hard, and strive for success.
is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not being "likable" or that he
doesn't "relate well" to people. After much research, we have compiled a Top
Ten List.
Top
Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:
1. Handsome with
gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks like central casting's choice for
Commander-in-Chief.
2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life,
and has been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and
MS.
3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is
that?)
4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher voice"
when necessary.
5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from
both Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his
academic records are NOT sealed.
6. Doesn't smoke or drink
alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he
went to college. Definitely too square for today's America.
7.
Represents the America where people believe in God and Country, go to Church,
don't screw around, work hard, and strive for success.
8. Has
a family of five great sons...and none of them have police records or are in
drug rehab. But of course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom, a "choice"
that deserves America's scorn.
9.
Oh yes.....he's a Mormon. We need to be very afraid of that very strange
religion that teaches its members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally
conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.
10. And
last: pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans.
I guess that's because he made that money himself...as opposed to marrying it or
inheriting it. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a job
and earning your own money makes you unable to relate to Americans.
a family of five great sons...and none of them have police records or are in
drug rehab. But of course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom, a "choice"
that deserves America's scorn.
9.
Oh yes.....he's a Mormon. We need to be very afraid of that very strange
religion that teaches its members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally
conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.
10. And
last: pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans.
I guess that's because he made that money himself...as opposed to marrying it or
inheriting it. Apparently, he didn't understand that actually working at a job
and earning your own money makes you unable to relate to Americans.
