Now before I get beheaded for telling this joke, I must admit it isn't in the best of taste. But if you find your sense of humor you might appreciate it. I sure did.
An elderly republican using a cane, hobbled into a Cafe, sat down and ordered a cup of coffee. Upon looking about, saw a man he thought looked like Christ. He asked the waitress if that was Jesus over there. She told him it was, that he came in now and then to have a cup. He told the waitress to give him another cup on him.
A while later another republican strode in using a walker, made his way to the counter and ordered a cup of tea. Also seeing a man he thought looked exactly like Christ, he asked if that was Jesus? again the waitress said that it was the Lord. Well I'll be, give him a cup on me.
A while later an old democrat limped in and ordered a muffin. he looked about and saw a man he thought looked like Jesus. Again the waitress said, he was in fact the savior. Well I'll be, give him what ever he's having on me. The Lord finished his drinks and went to the republican using a cane, thanked the man and for his generosity, then touched and healed the man, and he ran out of the cafe without a cane. He went to the second man and again thanked the man for his generosity, then touched and healed him. He ran out of the cafe without his walker. The Lord went to the limping democrat and thanked him for his generosity, but just before the Lord could touch and heal him, he jumped back from Jesus and said you're welcome-- but no thanks, I'm on disability and limped out of the cafe.
Okay let me have it.
