Muscatine

Muscatine didn't get the Blue Zone, a shame.  Believe me Muscatine could use the money.  Guess we will just have to get fat, become a couch potato, and watch GPC pollute the air.

Who has THE BEST LOOKING BODY, I'' bet its Just Curious.

If you think George Goble has a good body perhaps.

But I sure as heck cannot take that award. I use to blame the mirror, it was either a liar or one cruel tool of satan's weapons of vanity.  

I never felt guilty about eating at a fast food joint. Nor going into a bar. Or driving a gas guzzler. Or occupying a sofa in the evenings, with a beer and some chips. Or hunting, fishing and eating meat. So, take your political cotrrectness and stay the hell out of my life.

Me either,

Just look at that barge I cary around. Fishing---- now that's a true joy in life. Never actually shot game but meant to once in a while. I like an old standard now and then, peach schnapps and orange juice. Give me a Red Rock and stand back, she's gonne fry, bake, or roast and often. You recall those glorious Jubilee hams Oscars use to sell? What a joyful element they added to our holiday get togethers. Then the couch fuffered the glut of the WHOLE family. We had those three channles and the Lawrence Welk show. Now we have a hundred channles to toil over, too damn many worries and not enough fishing and schnapps.