And furthermore, those fancy red and blue graph thingys are nothing more than inconvenient facts that just get in the way of my homespun goodnatured socialism. Did you know that that failed Pepsi original was the fault of that darned bush? Not a democrat involved in that unholy endeavor. But oh deary me, we can't blame that nice mr. obama for any of this spinning out of the box spending.
It was Coke.
Oh deary me. It was Coke indeed, and you such the dear for pointing that out to this frazzled brain. It is always impressive indeed when someone such as yourself, who has trouble just finding her rear end with both hands, can read. All this talk of actual facts has got my grey top in a spin, Much easier to go on about Mormons being fools and such. Yes dear, we girls must stay together on matter such as this, just like crap that someone throws at wall hoping a little will stick. Don't worry though. The little coke hiccup is only one brick in a whole wailing wall of falsehoods that I've thrown out so far. More to come after we return from our trip to Aledo. Well, just southeast actually, and not the one in Illinois.