Muscatine

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed
to be far too qualified for the job.  She had a liberal arts degree from
the University of Michigan and had worked in Michigan as a social worker and
school teacher.

The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this:
Have you had any actual experience picking lemons?"

"  Well, as a matter of fact, I have!"
"  I've been divorced three times,
owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama."

Perfect.