Muscatine

This seems to be a standard con option.   When you can't explain what you wrote, just say the reader is too stupid to understand it.   I think you've all used it in one form or another.   I know it's a staple of BS.

Excuse me, but I must interject.  If there is a master of arguementation, of never admitting error despite the evidence, and of accusing other of just "not being able to understand", it is me.  Why I made that a staple of my hundreds of posts here, and in my position as molder of young minds at the community college level, have a chance to pass the torch onto a whole new generation of foggy-headed numbskulls.  And I get paid for it.  Well, at least enough to help pay for that swell 1999 Toyota Corolla and a new flannel shirt.

Professor Joe!  What a surprise!  I thought you had moved to Cuba with Alex Baldwin.

There's something I've always wanted to ask you, and now again have the chance:  Why do all liberal academics insist on growing some kind of beard?   Even a few of the females?  I hope I'm not hi-jacking this thread; just a short greeting and expression of overwhelming curiosity.

My sincere thanks for that heartfelt welcome back message. 

Regarding your inquiry.  I have found, that in my long association with fellow liberals, that the women are incredibly ugly.   The facial hair can sometimes divert attention away from the butt-ugly nature of the beast, and has proven most effective for such woofers as Hilary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi.  Of course, Pelosi has also embellished her hideous aura with more surgeries than Michael Jackson. 

As for my male liberal colleagues, I personally do not have a beard.  The doctor says my testosterone levels should get up to speed in a few years.  Most liberals are simply too lazy to shave.  That's the simple truth. 

Hope to visit Muscatine soon from my home in the north, and enjoy some latte while lounging in my Birkenstocks, listening to taped sermons by the Reverend Wright.