Muscatine

But you see, Rush's making fun of Michelle's butt is meant to be a joke, and if you listened, you'd know that.  And it's not a lie, 'cause that is one big ol' butt.  He's spot-on telling the truth on this one. 

Now, feel free to try again. 

Yep......it's a whopper alright.  Her butt I mean, not Rush's commentary on it's massive girth.  But I am comforted that she's still able to bend down and plant those tasty vegetables in the White House lawn, all the while telling you what your kids should eat. 

Fellas, fellas.  Simmer down there.  After all, the perception of buttage in whatever measurement terms one chooses certainly supports the fact that she's got some junk in the trunk.  A little extra baggage.  A loose caboose.  A grand-daddy of a fanny.  A plump rump. 

Hey, I could go on all night.  I bet ol' Jeff has a few. 

I try not to make fun of people's appearance.  Especially fat body parts.  Since my Milwaukee tumor is somewhat prominent these days.  

That being said, I do believe Moochelle uses her derriere maximus as a storage receptacle for a lot of hatred.  I believe there is a lot of hate for white America and Britain stored in that black booty.  It probably is expandable to fit the storage requirements.