Muscatine

Mallodery:  Like all foolish people: Often wrong, but never in doubt.

Or maybe you've lost your sense of humor and don't get puns anymore, mallcontent?

Once again mallcontent hears a snippet; has no clue what the full discussion is; and makes an incorrect judgement on the 15 minutes heard. Sort of like reading one book of the bible and concluding she knows what all the other books are about. Too funny!

Sshhhhhsh....don't wake her up.  Poor thing....attention span maxes out at 15 minutes, and even if she were able to stay with it longer, wouldn't understand the big words.