Muscatine

Oh, my.  Merry Christmas to us all!!!

Top Ten Signs Your Girlfriend Is Moonlighting As A Stripper: 10) She always has change, but its always in one dollar bills. 9) The rash on her shoulder is from taking off her bra 30 times a day. 8) When you ask her to pass the gravy, she gives you a table dance. 7) She's always commenting on how realistic the movie "Showgirls" is. 6) When the CD disc changer switches CDs, she feels the need to remove clothing. 5) When she brings work home with her, it involves some DJ named "Rob the Knob." 4) When she successfully takes the trash out, she asks you to "Give it up!" for her. 3) She says she works in an office but she can't type a lick! 2) Everytime you start to fool around with her, some big muscular guy appears and tell you to "Keep your distance!" 1) Construction workers show at your house one Saturday asking you "Where you want this brass pole installed?"