I'll be going as a Wal-Mart associate.
That's awesome! I bet your friends won't even recognize you. Even if just for a day, it be great to pretend you can hold a job.
Yeah...I bet "it be great" alright. It be great to work again. It be great to leave the happy retired life. It be great to work arm in arm with Married, Chosied, Tom, Wilma, Fred, Barney and all of the other associates. It be great.