I hope you're all Republicans." -speaking to surgeons as he entered the operating room following a 1981 assassination attempt
"Honey, I forgot to duck." -to his wife, Nancy, after surviving the assassination attempt
"Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
"I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience." -during a 1984 presidential debate with Walter Mondale
"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his."
"I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born."
I'm afraid I can't use a mule. I have several hundred up on Capitol Hill." -refusing a gift of a mule
http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/quotethis/a/reaganquotes.htm
i found these quotes by Ronald Reagan and thought they were funny, and a few are even true.......
