Muscatine

Mom. (Sarah Palin).

Mom's are tough. They gotta be to squeeze a 7+ pound lump of lard out of their belly.

Mom's are compassionate and loving. They gotta be to look at that wrinkled, ugly lump of lard with love, thinking it's the most beautiful thing.

Mom's are fast learners. They are up on the latest fads and "in" things as soon as we are.

Mom's are smart. I'll wager every one of us has been outsmarted by mom, even Obama.

Be smart. Vote for mom.

If I was your mom I would not be happy with your choice of words for a baby.They are not lard they are beautiful creations.I would hope you did not look like a lump of lard,and your mom trully thought you beautiful.

I wonder what terminology liberals would use for a baby that they decided to abort (kill/murder)? I bet it would be worse than a tub of lard.

If John McCain were to die in office, Sarah Palin is the last person I would want running the country.