Muscatine

YOUR PRESIDENT. LOL.

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Last night I had a wet dream that two sheep herders, bigbrother and darylmaxen, caught me with their staffs and began throwing black olives at me and beating me with floppy pickles.  I guess they like their mutton tenderized before, well, you get the picture.

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