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The political conventions will be on us soon especially with the Democratic Convention beginning this evening.  Have things changed that much, remain the same or are a little different?  Our population is getting older and most have seen great changes in their lives.  What about the younger generation.  What have they seen or heard and especially learned that will make them great leaders in the future?  The coming Presidential Election will provide an opportunity to choose between and older man and a younger man.  How do we determine which will have the most wisdom to lead.

I found the following which is posted with no real motive in mind.  I believe what was relevant in 2006 still holds true today.  If you are one of the older posters I am sure you will note the relevance.

 

How Time Flies

1975: Long hair
2006
: Longing for hair

 1975: KEG
2006
: EKG

 1975: Acid rock
2006
: Acid reflux

 1975: Moving to California because it's cool

2006 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm

 1975 : Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2006
: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

 1975: Seeds and stems
2006
: Roughage

 1975: Hoping for a BMW
2006
: Hoping for a BM

 1975: Going to a new, hip joint
2006
: Receiving a new hip joint

 1975: Rolling Stones
2006
: Kidney Stones

 1975: Being called into the principal's office
2006
: Calling the principal's office

 1975: Screw the system
2006
: Upgrade the system

 1975: Disco
2006
: Costco

 1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2006
: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

 1975: Passing the drivers' test
2006
: Passing the vision test

1975: Whatever

2006: Depends

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

 They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

 The people who are starting their lifetime has always included AIDS.

 Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

 The CD was introduced the year they were born.

 They have always had an answering! machine

 They have always had cable.

 They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

 Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

.Subject: Fwd: Fw: How Time Flies

1975: Long hair
2006
: Longing for hair

1975: KEG
2006
: EKG

1975: Acid rock
2006
: Acid reflux

1975: Moving to California because it's cool

2006 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1975 : Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2006
: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1975: Seeds and stems
2006
: Roughage

1975: Hoping for a BMW
2006
: Hoping for a BM

1975: Going to a new, hip joint
2006
: Receiving a new hip joint

1975: Rolling Stones
2006
: Kidney Stones

1975: Being called into the principal's office

2006 : Calling the principal's office

1975: Screw the system
2006
: Upgrade the system

1975: Disco
2006
: Costco

1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2006
: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1975: Passing the drivers' test
2006
: Passing the vision test

1975: Whatever

2006:  Depends

 Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering! machine

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

 They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".

 They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

 McDonald 'S never came in Styrofoam containers.

 They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

                              Do you feel old yet?

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