Family Problems
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking
shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are
forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a
village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage.
I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love. I told them that
openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."
The American said, "Talking about love and marriages, I'll tell you
my story.
"I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. After
a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and
so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-
in-law.
"Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
"More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's
brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my
father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my
grandson.
"Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own
grandson.
"And you say you have family problems. Give me a break !!"
