Muscatine

Chosied is a funny guy. 

ROFLAO!!!

I know this isn't politically correct, however, it is too funny not to
share. Sorry, in advance.

Black Hurricanes

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something
else to be pissed about.

A black congresswoman (this would be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston),
reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian
sounding names. She would prefer some names that reflect African-American
culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT
making this up! She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in
'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems
that happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the
seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of the
weather report.

I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH,
that's too hard to understand. I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...

Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass
like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem chitlins,
grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo' yo FREE shit!

Nigil - I remember those words coming from you and your buddy. So I'm sure my savior will offer the same forgiveness for all of us. Who knows, maybe he'll be impressed and chuckle at the way you've used his name to mock another human. Come to think of it, I'm almost sure of it.