Muscatine

I'm voting Republican

Posted in: Muscatine
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  • Iceland, IA
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  • IMC
  • Respected Neighbor
  • Muscatine, IA
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I see Moveon has been busy with making propaganda commercials again.

 

And I'm voting Democrat because:

I want to pay more taxes and get less for it.

I want my guns taken away.

I want Islamic Fascists to attack my country again and kill millions of my fellow country men.

I want more illegal aliens in my country.

And I want those illegal aliens to have my social security money.

I want to see open border anarchy continue forever.

I want to to pay at least double for gas from what I'm paying now.

I want to see my free country become Communist.

I like a political Party that says they're for the working class but actually behind closed doors they support big corporations and special interest groups instead of the working class they say they support.

I want to see more sex scandals in the White House.

I want to see gay marriage in all states instead of just California.

I want to see our health insurance be as screwed up as it is in Canada.

I see no problem with murdering innocent babies.

I want to see big corporations pay higher taxes so they can pass that cost on to me.

And see oil companies pay windfall taxes that will also be passed on to me.

I want to see all of us become enslaved to the elite.

I want to loose my freedom of speech by enacting the Fairness Doctrine.

I could go on and on but I'll leave a few for others to post.

(Insert rolling eyes smiley here) (Insert donkey showing his ass smiley here) 

 

 

 

This seems appropriate here (based on IMC's response and previous stated positions):

"It must be really scary to be a conservative. To be one, you must live in constant fear of terrorists nuking the United States, of gay people on the verge of convincing you that you really enjoy sodomy, of Spanish becoming the official language of the United States next week, of every African-American voting seven or eight times in the next election, of radical Islam suddenly becoming the latest hip thing among kids across the country, of perpetual lesbian orgies in girls bathrooms in high schools across America, of liberals forcing everyone to become a vegan, of Christians being rounded up into concentration camps, and of Democrats outlawing private property if they were to ever take power again."

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