Muscatine

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life
finally retired.

At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the
medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"

"Yes, they help me to sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could
possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.

"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the
glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
drinks.......And........believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

"You gotta love Grandma's!"