Muscatine

A lady stopped by to help me clean my place a bit. The first thing she asked me was "why is there lip prints all over the TV screen and computer monitor"? Finally, I addmitted to my secret fetish. When I watch a Scarlett Johansson movie, or look at her website, I get swept up in the passion and hug and kiss the TV or monitor screen.            

There, my secret is out. Thank God for Windex. Everything is so much clearer to me now.

                                                                         

Women's A Size Study

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric
Association about women and how they feel about their a$$es. The
results are pretty shocking:

1. Only 5% of women surveyed feel their a$$ is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their a$$ is too small.

3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a
good man and they would have married him anyway

I have found that windshiels washer fluid works just as well as Windex and a lot cheaper. Really my wife told me about it so I had better give her the credit or I could be in trouble.

Try it and see what you think.