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Children's books you will never see.

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Children's books you will never see.

01. You are different and that's bad.
02. Pop goes the hamster....and other great microwave games.
03. Testing homemade parachutes using only your household pets.
04. Curious George and the high-voltage fence.
05. Controlling the playground: Respect through fear.
06. You were an accident.
07. Strangers have the best sweets.
08. The Little Sissy who snitched.
09. The kids' guide to hitchhiking.
10. Why can't Mr Fork and Ms Electrical Outlet be friends?
11. Dad's New Wife Timothy
12. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
13. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!
14. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
15. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
16. Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse
17. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
18. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
19. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
20. Bi-Curious George
   

nedl  as an educator and a parent i want to be upset and offended.  however... these are just too funny.  what a way to start my day.

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I gotta admit, there are a few I would have deleted had I read the whole thing before I posted it.

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