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Drinks on the House

A republican, a democrat and a libertarian were sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after a hard day working away from home.

"You know," said the libertarian, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In my home town there's a  bar called Hancock's. The owner there really knows how to look after the regulars. After you've bought 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."

"Reminds me of my old bar, the Grand ," said the republican, "the owner there always gave me my third drink free."

"That's nothing," said the democrat. "Back home there's liberal's Bar. As soon as you get through the door they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had plenty of drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."

"Fantastic," said the libertarian, "and this actually happen to you?"

"Not me, personally, no," said the democrat "but it did happen to my sister!"

Here's the original:

A republican, a democrat and a libertarian were sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after a hard day working away from home.

"You know," said the libertarian, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In my home town there's a  bar called Hancock's. The owner there really knows how to look after the regulars. After you've bought 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you."

"Reminds me of my old bar," said the democrat, "the owner there always gave me my third drink free."

"That's nothing," said the republican. "Back home there's a place called the Gun Club. As soon as you get through the door they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you've had plenty of drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."

"Fantastic," said the libertarian, "and this actually happen to you?"

"Not me, personally, no," said the republican "but it did happen to my sister!"

LOL. Good, but not THE original. I re-wrote the original, which cast an englishman, scotsman and an irishman. I did so to avoid being called racist and can instead be called SOB'n republican sheep.